We had a wild time when I turned the 4-0,
Our kids are not babies, so we can have fun now, ya know?!
But then, in a downright shocking twist of fate,
The weeks go by and by golly, I’M LATE!
So I go to the doctor and so it begins,
BUT when he gets a close look he says: “HOLY SH*T….IT’S TWINS!!!!